I don't usually post this much in one day, so don't get too excited.

Today, I'm importing posts from my old blog and transferring them to this one, so there'll be a crap ton of new content all at once. This is not my normal Friday posting schedule. At all. It's supposed to be Freestyle Friday, where I get a phrase from the Improv Suggestometer and write 1000 words about it. But I'll do that next week, because today I am posting something, much, much cooler.